The Empire of An FBI agent is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 6.357 billion FBI agentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The all-consuming FBI agentian economy, worth 731 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,137 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, it's never "just a game" with FBI agentian sports fans, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered FBI agentian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An FBI agent's national animal is the dolphin.

An FBI agent is ranked 179,697^th in the world and 7,219^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 38.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.